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Life Tried to Chew Me Up and Shit Me Out But I'm Built Like Corn Tote

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Show off your tough-as-corn attitude with the Life Tried to Chew Me Up and Shit Me Out But I'm Built Like Corn T-Shirt. Featuring a hilarious twist on resilience and a classic country-style sense of humor, this tee is perfect for anyone who has been through a lot but somehow keeps standing tall.A funny choice for farm life, country events, BBQs, casual hangouts, or everyday wear. It also makes a hilarious gift for farmers, country folks, corn lovers, and anyone who appreciates bold humor.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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